This game is for anyone who's into home improvement. Got a room to paint? Let's play Paint then! Have yourself a mixed drink at the ready in a cup you don't mind getting a little messy. There's only one rule of the game: Any time you have to dip your brush back into the paint, you take a drink.
Susan Says:
"It took me three weeks to paint Amanda's room, but it was a damn good three weeks."
Monday, May 17, 2010
Game 2: The First Wives Club
What You'll Need:
Take Shots When:
- The First Wives Club Dvd (or bluray or video tape, whatever).
- Any Alcoholic Beverage
- At least 1 Friend
Take Shots When:
- Any time Elise Elliot (Goldie Hawn) drinks, or anyone mentions her drinking.
- Any time Brenda Cushman (Bette Midler) does something Jewish or mentions Judaism in any form.
- Any time Annie Paradis (Diane Keaton) whines or cries.
- Any mention of Chris Paradis (Jennifer Dundas) 's lesbianism.
- Any time Any Character says the name Cynthia.
- Two shots when Cynthia Swann Griffin (Stockard Channing) kills herself. (Just to get you started).
Game 1: The Lynnette Game
CAUTION: This game is not to be taken lightly.
This game requires two key elements:
From the mouth of Susan:
"Well, Lynnette and I used to be really lame and have nothing but alcohol and no plans, so we'd sit on the couch and watch That 70's Show. Lynnette loves that show. Well, let me think. I was sitting on the couch, Lynnette was sitting on the chair, and it's a little fuzzy, but Lynnette said something like 'URGH I'm bored', so I decided to create a game for her. The show was on, so I told her every time they play the laugh track (the generic hahahaha! laughter sound after any remotely close to funny joke) you chug. After one episode, we had to change it to individual sips."
To this day, the Lynnette game remains our #1 Game, with the widest audience of any of our self-inspired games.
This game requires two key elements:
- Any sort of alcoholic beverage (beer, mixed drinks, etc. Trying to do individual shots is cocky, and possibly even stupid, but if you can refill a shot in less than 5 seconds, be our guest).
- That 70's Show
- (Friends are optional.)
From the mouth of Susan:
"Well, Lynnette and I used to be really lame and have nothing but alcohol and no plans, so we'd sit on the couch and watch That 70's Show. Lynnette loves that show. Well, let me think. I was sitting on the couch, Lynnette was sitting on the chair, and it's a little fuzzy, but Lynnette said something like 'URGH I'm bored', so I decided to create a game for her. The show was on, so I told her every time they play the laugh track (the generic hahahaha! laughter sound after any remotely close to funny joke) you chug. After one episode, we had to change it to individual sips."
To this day, the Lynnette game remains our #1 Game, with the widest audience of any of our self-inspired games.
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